
Welcome to the
San Diego Zoo! After our chill evening of card games, we headed out bright and early down the 5 to see hundreds of the coolest and most exotic animals around in one of the world's largest wildlife sanctuaries. It took us
seven hours to see the whole zoo--but we did it!

One of the first animals we saw was the big-eyed Fishing Cat. I may be biased, because I'm partial to cats, but I thought it was a very sleek and cunning-looking fellow. It posed for us after leaping from a rocky cave onto a fallen tree branch, then played in the shallow water with its webbed paws.
As we continued on our journey, we began to realize how hungry we were, and headed toward the panda exhibit's restaurant for a quick bite before we jumped in the long line to see the pandas. There are only four zoos in the United States that house Giant Pandas, or so
I have been told. Erin was wicked excited to see them.

However, there is a lesser-known species of panda called the Red Lesser Panda that is oft-overshadowed by the Giant Panda. In fact, it hid its adorable little face from us as we waited in line to see the Giant Pandas, so I had to use this picture of myself and a painting of a panda to demonstrate how sad this little guy is.

I think people should get just as excited to see Lesser Pandas as Giant Pandas, especially since the Giant Panda has never won any awards for being the cutest animal around. The Red Lesser Panda
has.
You know what else is better than a Giant Panda? A gift shop full of Giant Panda merchandise! Erin could not resist the wall of pandas. Highlights? Cling-to-Things Panda! Surprised Panda! Party Panda! And, of course, Loves-To-Be-With-You Panda.




But, I suppose it's time to come clean...I may be hatin' on pandas to try and convince myself they aren't the coolest exotic beasts around, and totally worth the wait. Check out the adorable baby panda cuddling with its mom! Look at its little foot! Tiny little claws! These animals just want to sleep and eat bamboo. What a life...and you can watch it all on the live
PandaCam!

After panda-times, we wandered through other parts of the zoo, like the Raptor exhibit! An exhibit that is, without fail, disappointing to even the most rational people. It's not the zoo's fault. The exhibit has really cool giant predator birds, like the Harpy Eagle.

This bird sat right at the edge of the cage and watched us, flexing its giant talons. It's got claws the size of a grizzly bear's, and it uses them to grab monkeys and sloths...
in the wild.

Another notable animal at the SDZ is the
adorable dik-dik. It's my favorite.
What is a dik-dik, you ask? It's a dwarf antelope that likes to live in pairs and sprint around on spindly legs.
Now, I know what you're thinking: animals are awesome, but where are the silly pictures I've come to know and love in this LA State Blog? Well, it turns out, there are a lot of kids at the SDZ, and for whatever reason, Lauren thinks that they should get preferential treatment when it comes to posing with animal statues. Pshh.

Nick and I snuck this one in when Lauren was distracted by the lions. Did someone say lions?!

Bam! I wasn't lyin'. Now who's distracted? I've got to admit, these beasts are majestic.
Did you know that the "King of the Jungle" doesn't actually live in the jungle at all?

And then, we have another member of the big cat family: the jaguar. This guy has a whole outside play area to hang out in, but instead stalks the human viewers looking into his/her small, dark cave. Pacing back and forth, this determined beast seemed to be plotting exactly how to maim each and every one of the zoo-goers on the off-chance that the glass suddenly disappeared.

Recently, the SDZ added a new exhibit: the
Elephant Odyssey. It takes you back to the time of the woolly mammoths, and samples the research being done at the La Brea Tar Pits (home!). Lauren was as excited for elephants as Erin was for pandas!

The best part of the elephant exhibit was at the end: the camels. This pair of camels was making out for about an hour straight, much to our amusement. It was a pretty amorous day in the park: it seemed like every pair of animals we found was kissing.


Next, we crossed over to the "Urban Jungle" exhibit, and watched the giraffes eat and silly-sit. Did you know that the giraffe is the tallest animal in the world? And now, thanks to the internet, we can answer one of the world's oldest questions:
Is a Giraffe Taller than a House?
Sadly, the rhinos were being put away right when we got the Urban Jungle, so we had to move on...

...to Koalas! They're marsupials, not bears. Are you guys aware of
Koala Day? What's up with that, Dr. Koalavorkian?

Next, we ventured over to the Skyfari, proving once again that the most seemingly-innocuous rides can be terrifying from time to time (i.e. the Disneyland Ferris Wheel). Not that the Skyfari is scary....but it's very high, and when you imagine falling off the gondola into one of the cages, well...that's a little scary. A good tip for those wanting to ride the Skyfari: if it's later in the day, jump on at the bottom, not the top. There was no line going up, but an hour wait going down.

After we jumped off the Skyfari, we took a trek down the Big Cat Trail, and saw another jaguar--this time spotted. The jaws on this bad boy combined with the ferocity of the black jaguar from earlier in the day have me convinced that this cat is the most fearsome feline in the zoo.
And then...good news! The Big Cat trail brought us back to the Urban Jungle, and the rhinos had returned.

Turns out that if you pay the zoo a small fee, you can get a giant mop and clean the rhinos! This sounds a bit like interning to me--paying to work, instead of working for pay? But still! You can get up close to a rhino, so that's something special.
Now we come to my favorite portion of the day:
the Bears!


These two three-year-old brown bear brothers decided, as we looked on, that now was the time for some rough-and-tumble play-fighting! They danced, they bit, they growled with claws in the air (claws, you may remember, as big as the talons of a harpy eagle!). It was awesome. I think Erin took video.

Right next door lives the smaller black bear, who spent most of the time we watched it swinging it's head back and forth in front of a wall, dancing to inaudible music. Every once in a while, it would suddenly feel paranoid, and look around to see who was watching, leading it to come over and check us out, ears flopping. Of all the bears, the black bear seems the sweetest (other than perhaps the panda--no, no, even including the panda, whose legacy was made slightly more terrifying by the movie Tropic Thunder), so you can imagine our surprise when a nearby sign showed a different portrait of the black bear:

The
Nosferatu of bears, it seems.
Whew, it's been a long day. Only one exhibit left to see: the Gorillas. And other apes and monkeys. Some people say that the gorilla shows more human emotion than any other animal. Some people have seen this statue:

Maybe if
1000 monkeys sat in front of 1000 typewriters, eventually they would write the complete works of Shakespeare, and then maybe we could cast 1000 monkeys to perform the plays, as well? The above statue would make a great Hamlet, don't you agree? ...I've been writing this blog post for so long, I've begun to unravel.

Anyway: back to gorillas! This guy looked directly at us, then flexed. He knows what's up.

Last but not least, we saw orangutans. Even late in the day, they were super playful and swinging about. Ah, the joys of opposable thumbs! All the better to hug you with, am I right?

Aww. And on that note, have a good night, everyone--stay tuned for more of our blog catch-up game! Lots of fun things happened last week!
-Jenn